I am such a horrible person

(Vervada: You are. Abandoning these poor readers.... Shame on you.) Yeah, Yeah.

SO, my friend has gotten me to read the Artemis Fowl GRAPHIC NOVEL. Yes, the wonderful Artemis Fowl novel series, has gone graphic. (Artemis:......) NOT LIKE THAT! Though, Holly especially has some rather... impressive cleavage going on in the graphic novel. Honestly, I don't know what problems artists have against the B and A cup. What, can't women have small breasts and be beautiful too!? (Artemis: YOU GO GIRL!) YEAH! Men are pigs.... Except Myanz and those that have no interest in girls at all. The rest are pigs, because I know they all secretly want a big breasted girl....

BACK TO TOPIC! The characters look very different from what I expected. Julia was pretty good, since her breasts seem fairly normal to me. (Vervada: And you're looking at their breasts why?) Oh please, I know you were looking too. *sticks out tongue at Vervada* But poor Bulter looked more like some kind of dumb bodybuilder guy, with a tiny head and gigantic body. And FOALY looked ridiculous. He was supposed to have a tin hat on his head, and the comic (Vervada: ahem, graphic novel...) Yeah, if it's a novel why could I finish it in half a day?.... so the comic said he had a tin hat on, but the hat just looked like part of his hair. it was basically the exact same color as his hair. i personally would have made some more distintion other than the mentioning of the hat. And then ending, I don't think that was the entire first book.. just like the majority of it.

Okay, I'm going to leave now. OH, but I'd like to mention my profile on Fanfiction.net. My penname is Aletta-Artemis-Vervada. Check out my two fics, if you'd like a taste of the novella I've been tempted to post here, check out HACD. Well, now it's gone, because nobody seemed to like it. The other is a Bleach fanfic, if you follow the manga or anime. Enjoy! And Good Night!